He. She. It.

I'm Emma. My home is Nottingham, UK. I usually post rants when I feel the need but I'll post weird shit and pretty shit too.

I change my hair every week and a half dude, get used to it.

Listening to Ramstein definitely helps my 3 mile walk to work..

look weird here but really like this one of me.

look weird here but really like this one of me.

Found an old phone memory card.

I put it in my laptop and I shit you not I found a photo of a penis.

I was obsessed when I was 16 too then… I’m tempted to drop the guy a message…

Went on a night out without Mat for the first time in ages.
First time since we’ve been together I’ve not got my self in to trouble.

The walk home from a night out!

The walk home from a night out!

And here come the cramps. Arggggggh :(

I wake up in a great mood. I won a sweet hamper and its arriving today and I’m seeing my awesome man later. Yaaaay.
I look in the mirror then winking back at me is a nice firm zit on my chin.
Bad mood approaches.
I get to the toilet for my morning pee then BAM!
Helloooo aunt flow you motha fucka!!!!

Grrr -____-

Kotified myself. Of sorts.

Kotified myself. Of sorts.